The Irish Hop-Scotch Mafia

The Irish American Hop Scotch Mafia. Hopping straight to your face and tugging on your short and curlies. Believe me boys, these kids know how to rock a Scavenge Bowl, returning veterans Taylor Tay G 4’3” 9mm Gilmartin, Brian “Bad Brown Buffalo” Jimenez,   and Dylan “The Leprechaun” Wittrock, team up with newcomers Izzy “In a Tizzy” Uy and “In The Nick ‘o time” Jones to form the baddest group of side walk chalking, smack talking, whisky drinking miscreants to ever migrate from the Isle of Eire. Watch out... because we’re hopping to the top this time.

The Average Pro's

We are the average pro's. We take easy things and make them look mildly difficult. Not to say we aren't good at what we do but hey, we can't all be the best.

Team DinoMIGHT

Once upon a time dinosaurs ruled the earth...and now they're back to dominate the greater LA area.

This MIGHTY herd of nocturnal scavengers is made up of the roughest, toughest, lean-green-and-meanest omnivores Santa Barbara has to offer.

Vern "Ty-vern-osaurus Rex" Rodriguez

Lia "Kid Dy-no-MITE!" Crawford

Mark "Pizza-vore" Hreha

Teddy "Tedradactyl" Ho

Mark "Mark" Hollingsworth

PUT A BIRD ON IT!

A ragtag bunch of “crafty” 30-something year olds just in it to win it. Put A Bird On It isn’t just a creative aesthetic and vision, it’s a lifestyle. You bought a new pair of Tom’s just for the hell of it… Put a Bird On It. Just slapped on a new coat of wax on the ol’ hybrid? Put some birds on that windshield. Spruce it up. Life gives you lemons? Squeeze that juice into a glass and put a MOTHERF*CKIN BIRD ON IT! Team Put A Bird On It: Here to peck away at the competition and drop some shit bombs on your shoulders! ScavengeBowl 2012 Domination!

5 Ninjas Kick Back

5 Mystical Ninjas.

Shadows in the Night.

They converge upon Los Angeles to scavenge in deadly silence. 

Their past--forgotten. Their future--uncertain. Their mission--victory.

Mighty Mustache and the Hobo

Mighty Mustache and the Hobo - Los Angeles' saviors. The unsung heroes, protecting its citizens from the LA underbelly. Some say they were a group of loggers who found a mysterious artifact in the woods, granting them magic powers. Others say they were mustache wax workers who simultaneously fell in a vat of radioactive creme. Where did they come from? Where do they go? Why are the wearing underwear on the outside? All questions still unanswered, but one thing is clear - they look good. Led by a mysterious hobo named Mortimer, this group of superheroes is a force to be reckoned with, leaving skid marks through the crime world - one evil turd at a time.

COMBAT BARBIES

Combat Barbie has 5 things going for them:

 

1. Military tactical training

2. The ability to transform appearances and dress accordingly

3. Fitting into the tightest of spaces

4. Tranforming anyone into a Star

5. Killing our enemies with smiles

 

We're not just a bunch of pretty faces.... 

DRAFT ORDER

Once again, here is the DRAFT VIDEO and ORDER:

1. The Giggling Bears
2. The Average Pros
3. Vanity Not Fair
4. Put A Bird On It
5. Irish Hop Scotch Mafia
6. The Ringers
7. Cereal Killers
8. Five Ninjas Kickback
9. Think ReLink
10. DinoMIGHT
11. 80's PROM
12. Call Me Maybe
13. Night Shift
14. Life Quixotic
15. Algafraster
16. Urban Ninjas
17. Rosemary Chicken Potato
18. Saved By The Bell: The Other Class
19. Spelunkers
20. Scooby Clue, Where Are You?
21. James Bondage
22. Dahl Me Maybe
23. Youfuckinbitchguyyy
24. Los Conquistadors
25. SYE
26. Wing-It Wenches
27. Baseballers
28. Wicked Queens
29. Ya.
30. Lost Girls
31. The Amazing Balls of Fury
32. Keepin Up With the Jonseses
33. Taste The Rainbow
34. Zack Attack!
35. Where's Waldo?
36. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillbillies
37. XXX
38. Pacific Hellraisers
39. Mighty Mustaches and the Hobo
40. Fanboys
41. Drag Race Angels

TASTE THE RAINBOW

PLAYERS:

Betty Tia

Nick Conger

Jeffrey Bonde

Stephanie Grissom

Anh Phan

Taste the Rainbow brings together a group of dynamic, personable and dare I say tasty group of dodgeballers who plan to prove to everyone how bright they really are. We are fearless leaders who will do anything to grab the glory of the top prize. Whether it is jumping over various obstacles, making out with a random stranger, or doing a little striptease Coyote Ugly style…we are in it to win it. Skittles may be sweet, but don’t expect the same from this group of competitors.

LOS CONQUISTADORS

Ever wonder what it feels to be somebody's bitch…?  Los conquistadores can show you the way.

xx 

el capitan, El Lobo Sangriente 

Rey de la Noche 

La China Famosa 

Vaquera de Sangre 

The Amazing Balls of Fury

We are fabulous.

We are something you cup with your hand, hit with a bat, or don't particularly want on your face. 

And we are furious.

Sounds dangerous, huh?

WICKED QUEENS

Other teams best fortify their castles and drain their moats-- the WICKED QUEENS are ready to conquer. Somewhere between divine right to rule and Divine (see attachment 2 for reference) these queens would rather head to the guillotine than lose this competition. 

The Ringers

We are the Ringers. We are a team – we live, eat, sleep, and fight as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap… Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men and women in the world. You know, by god, I actually pity those poor bastards we’re goin’ up against. By god, I do. We’re not just gonna shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our car. Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We’re going to hold onto him by the nose and we’re gonna kick him in the ass. We’re gonna kick the hell out of him all the time and we’re gonna go through him like crap through a goose. Now, there’s one thing that you men and women will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you: ‘What did you do in the Great Scavenge Bowl of 2012?, you won’t have to say: ‘Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.’

ZACK ATTACK!

Three Scavenge Bowl vets and one newbie are in it to win it…Back from their 1992 world tour, The Zack Attack! is back to kick some Scavenge Bowl ass! This time, we left Zack, Slater and Lisa behind, so Jessie Spano (Jessica), Kelly Kapowski (Elissa), Screech Powers (Ashley), and his girlfriend Violet Bickerstaff (Natalie), are all set to be the winners of Scavenge Bowl V!

We’re so excited…We’re so excited…We’re so…so…ready to win!

WING-IT WENCHES

Yo ho ho an' a bottle o' “We’re gonna rip an’ burn yer Jolly Roger”

All ye scrappy scavenger bilge rats best be lookin' out! The Wing-it Wenches are headin’ yer way again, and we’re gonna make the lot o’ ye mangy cockroaches walk the gangplanks. In yer wretched stinkin’ skivvies.

If ye pompous gasbags see a pirate ship (or a caaaaarrr that looks like a pirate ship), ye best sail (or drive) the other way… because nothin' be gettin’ in our way. (Except maybe scurvy.)

We’re the Wing-It-Wenches and our motto is: whatever it takes. (Ye bilge-drinkin' swabs!)

Team Call Me Maybe

Don't be fooled by the cutesy name..."maybe" calling us is not an option. We're the better, older, and more bad-ass version aka "You Better F*ing Call Me." You've never seen us before, we came out of nowhere and we'll top the charts just as fast as Carly Rae. We are fierce and our star-power glows in the night. Basically you'll never get us out of your head again.

BASEBALLERS

The Life Quixotic with The Illest Crew

Every man with integrity has his “white whale.” For some, it hinges upon matters of revenge and for others it is psychological, tapping into the basic need for personal fulfillment. For Captain Michael Greenwald, his metaphorical oceanic beast is the mythical “Scavenge Bowl.” If legend speaketh the truth, Captain M.J.G. lost a partner to The Bowl back in 1992. We mustn’t continue to pour salt into these angry wounds. Instead, with the help of a fearless and stalwart crew, Captain Mike will finally settle his score and will slay the Bowl. Ted Barnes, Jenina Kibuka, Bryce Schramm, and Tessa Williams will fight. And they will win. And one day, this too will only be a rattling whisper on the wings of Legend. 

VANITY NOT FAIR

GREETING SUBORDINATES!

we are team Vanity NOT Fair, four of the toughest, meanest, most attractive mofos around. our team consists of the raven-haired JENARATOR, the tall dark and handsome HOT GARBAGE, freckle-faced ROAD KILL RUBY, and our fearless leader CAPTAIN GINGER FISH. we are so excited to be part of this epic battle, and we will be well equipped with tissues for those of you who may need it come the end of the bowl. do not be afraid of our perfectly chisled faces, nor of our badass set of wheels, nor our gleaming bodies, be afraid of our taste for blood!

Saved By The Bell: The Other Class

Team Members

Cap: Mike Pence

Underlings: Kara Fascitelli, Danielle McKechnie, Donald Pennington, Vanessa Gomez

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So, like, Mr. Belding suggested that we do something over summer vaca that would look good on our college applications, and since Malibu Sands is sooo ’11, we thought, why not bring the Tigers to the Scavenge Bowl. 

Unfortunately, Miss Bliss gave us a couple of conditions.

Zack and Slater vowed they wouldn’t fight over that slut Kelly. Jessie promised not to get all coked out on caffeine pills. Lisa agreed to shut the fuck up for once, and Screech isn’t invited. 

bee-b-bee-b-b-b-bee!  bee-b-bee-b-b-b-bee  GO BAYSIDE!