Wednesday, June 20, 2012

YOUFUCKINBITCHGUYYY





YOUFUCKINBITCHGUYYY is the phrase of days. The men of this team, Matthias "Scribbles" Ross, Jason "The Ivory Tickler" Mesches, Matteo "Mailman" Crespy, Kyle "Plaid Warrior" Fitzgerald, and Tim "White Passion" Goessling have personified YOUFUCKINGBITCHGUY in every facet of their life whether it's talking that bullshit, making passionate intense pancakes and love, and timing how long it takes for all their conversations to revert back to discussions of the the hub or it's assorted brethren. If by now you were wondering what it means, and what this team is all about, just say it out loud. Add a syllable or two, speed up the pace of how you say it or slow it down, inject some emotion into it. You'll find that it, like the team, has a purpose for all occasions. Your buddy makes it big in the small but interesting field of garden ornaments - "YOUFUCKINBITCHGUY...let's go build a Blank Check style mansion." Your buddy takes the last brewhaha out of the fridge, doesn't do the dishes, and beats your favorite video game before you - "YOUFUCKINBITCH GUY." Phrase of Days, team of life, game of destiny.

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